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An Open Letter to Disney: You’ve Given Us Back Topanga and Eve, Now Please...
Dear Disney: In recent days, we as college students facing down the stresses of life and such (JK I’m in the School of Comm) and yearning for a simpler time have been treated by you to a treasure...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to My Newsfeed
Dearest Newsfeed, We’ve been through a lot together. You’ve seen me at my darkest hours. Those hours when the juices of procrastination were oozing out my every pore and my soul was the emaciated shell...
View ArticleNUIT: We Know What Porn You Watch
NUIT is completely aware of all the porn you’ve watched at Northwestern, and they are completely disgusted.
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